when there's a toss
God is the boss
when there's a four
Dil maange more
when there's a six
There a risk
when there's a wide
I move aside
when Sachin bats
Fielders run like rats
when Malinga takes a wicket
There's enjoyment in cricket
when Rohit takes a catch
we love to see the match
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most runs-sachin
most wkts-muralidharan
most sixes-gayle
most boundaries-sachin
most catches-gilly
most 50's-sachin
most 100's-sachin
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1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50
2. Break after each 15 minutes
3.Give free hit marks for unexpected question
4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall
5. Cheer girls dance for each additional sheet
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Age 37=3+7=10
Height 5ft 5 in= 5+5=10
World cup winning date
2/4/2011= 2+4+2+0+1+1=10
World cup after 28 years= 2+8=10
Truly 10dulkar.
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When SACHIN Made His Test Debut,
M.VIJAY Was 5 Years And 228 Days Old,
OJHA Was 3 Years 71 Days Old,
RAINA Was 2 Years Old,
PUJARA Was 1 Year 9 Months Old,
KOHLI Wasn't Born AND Now,
SACHIN Is Still Playing With These Kids..!!
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After 5 Minutes:
Wife: Is This Bret Lee?
Husband: No, This Is Chris Gayle,
Bret Lee Is A Bowler.
Wife: Okay, Oh Look, Another Wicket.
Husband: No,
This Is Just A Replay Of The Last One.
Wife: Hmm,
Looks Like India Is Going To Win This One.
Husband: It's Bangalore Vs Mumbai.
Wife: How Many Runs They Need To Win Now?
Husband: 72 Runs In 36 Balls.
Wife: Eh!
That's Easy, Just 2 Runs In 1 Ball.
Husband: *Turns Off The Tv*
Wife: *Turns It On Again And
Starts Watching Sarswati Chand
Husband: Who Is Sarswati Chand Here?
Wife: Don't You Dare To Disturb Me. :)
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Catch Of
This Season?
.
.
.
.
.
Answer :... When Delhi Police
Caught Sreesanth
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The Names Of The Teams Would
Be
1. Rajasthan Rectifiers
2. Kolkata Fuse Wires
3. Mumbai Indicators
4. Delhi T****t Bearings
5. Deccan Capacitors
6. Chennai Super Conductors
7. Bangalore Backloggers
8. Punjab P-n Junctions
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to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidentl ycalled the cricketstadium.
He asks, “How's the situation?�
He was shocked & nearl ydied on hearing the repl y.
The ysaid, “It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out b ylunch,
last one was a duck!�..:-
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&
1996: Srilanka { Rava }took away Worldcup { Sita }
After 14 Years of Vanvas they meet again & you know the result.....
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.
.
Har-Bhajan-Sing
HarBhajan Singh
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Check it
So as like as 1983,
INDIA will Win the World Cup Again
Forward to all our frnds
Chak De India
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Captain in hs 1st match,
Scord century in d same
Match and hit a 6 of last
Bal 2 defeat Englnd?
.
.
AMIR KHAN In LAGAAN....
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Girl : me also 20 Year old
Boy : Then lets go?
Girl : where?
Boy : Bedroom...
Girl : why ?
Boy : lets play 20-20.
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Don’t lose Ur wicket,
Try 2 get century,
Never 4get Ur boundary,
Even if U r run out,
Never become mood off,
Because God is 3rd umpire.
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In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
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Don't Loose ur WICKET.
Try 2 Get the CENTURY..
Never 4gt ur BOUNDRY.
Even if U were "RUN-OUT"
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