Let me kiss ur lips, let
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday
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I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my tooth Brush
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Dark were those Days without UR sight....When I was in Darkness U gave me Light.....U gave me Light 2 make Life Bright.......THANK YOU SO MUCH U "T U B EL I G H T
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People Spend Alot Of Money Buying Clothes
But D Best Moments Of Life Are Enjoyed Without Clothes!!!
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Its Childhood!!!!
What The Hell Were You Thinking?? :D :P
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What’s an average 6 inch long
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
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It’s the things that satisfies your mind
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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What is 6? inch long
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6? long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
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She Is Hot !
She Is Sweet !
She Always Needs A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Is Mad 4 Her !
Who ? Who Is She ?
Do You Know ?
Answer=Tea
Take a Tea
Good Morning
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He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
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A man was lost on an island.
He cut a tree and decided to make a boat.
Suddenly..
He saw a girl and He used the tree for making bed Moral: A HOLE CAN CHANGE YOUR GOAL.
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Pogo Effects…
Sir: What Is It That Girls Have Round In Shape On Both Left & Right Side,
Differs In Sizes From Woman To Woman, Starts With B, Ends Wth S ?
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Me : It’s Bangles….. ;->
Tu Dekhta Reh Pogo Larkey… =P
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What Does Girls Have In Pair,
Round In Shape And Has Black Mole In Both
Totally They Look Beautiful To See
And Boys Lost Their Mind When They See It…? .
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Don’t Get Any Wrong Idea…
It’s There Beautiful Pretty Eyes
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A Sociologist Study Verified
That
A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy
Is Having
Two Men At Once
In
Two Different Positions.
One Cooking
&
Other Cleaning...!!!
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When I Was a KID ~
PUSSY Meant a CAT
SEX Meant GENDER
BITCH Was a FEMALE DOG
DICK Was a NAME of a cartoon film,
BANG Was a SOUND
RUBBER Was Nothin But an ERASER
ASS Was An ANIMAL
SCREW was Just a Fixing TOOL
HEAD Meant a Part of BODY
BALLS Meant a Round TOY,or FOOTBALL
NUTS Meant DRYFRUITS
& then .
When I met you all, my friends, .
meri poore Education ki maa behen ho gayi ..
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What Will Be Name Of The Chinese Girl Who Has
Lost Her Virginity? Guess..?..? Any Idea..? It's
Simple. Chu Dee Hui
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I want to suck you…
lick you…
wanna move my
tongue all over you…
wanna feel you
in my mouth…
yep, tats how u…
eat an ice cream
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Never kiss a police woman,
She will say stop-hands up,
Never kiss a nurse she will say next please,
Kiss a teacher she will say repeat it 5 times
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Boy: do you know u would look more sexy with one kg less,
Girl- ok janu, I'll loose it as soon as possible.
Boy: in my opinion all ur clothes weight exactly one kg.
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At 18 a lady is like football
22 men behind her.
At 28 basket ball.
10 men behind her,
At 38 golf ball.
1 man behind her,
At 48 table tennis ball,
1 man pushing her to another.
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A couple in train
Girl- my hand is paining,
Boy kisses the hand,
Girl- my neck is paining,
Boy kisses the neck,
An old man asks boy,
Son, do u also treat piles.
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Difference between good girls and bad girls
Good girls open few buttons in hot atmosphere,
But bad girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.
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smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one… :-D
It’s keeping ur mouth shut. :-P
But I like the way U think! ;-)
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Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different:-D..
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PUNCTUATION POWER:
An English professor wrote the words:
“A woman without her man is nothing”
& Asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All the males
wrote:
“A Woman, widout her man, is nothing”
While,
All females wrote:
“A Woman ! without her, man is nothng”. :D
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Blind boy giving sweet to all.
Aunty came from bathroom
without dress to get sweets,
knowing he’s blind.
Aunty: what’s special?
Boy: I got my eyes!!
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A maths professor sent a sms to his wife.
Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me.
Now I am with my 18 years old female student
So I will be late tonight.
Wife replied: dear you’re also 54 years
and unable to satisfy me.
Now I am with our river
who is also 18 years.
As you are mathematicians you know very well
that 18 goes into 54 many times
more than 54 goes into 18 so don’t come tonight!
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