Little FrEaKy’z Answers In an Examination :
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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid
The Teacher Fell down unconscious..!!!
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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
�is this love?�
GOD replied,
�no dear, result is near�
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A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
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Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->
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If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep..
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Then Home Is Not A Place To Study.
A Student Service Msg...!
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Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day
What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days
Just As
V Complete Syllabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year
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What is Education ?
Education is n oraganised system through which v waste 1 half of our lyf 2 learn how 2 waste the remaining half of
our lyf
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our mind is lyk tym.once tym passes it doesn't cum back.
once we read we never remember in exams.
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To be a good Proffessional,
always start 2 study late 4 "EXAMs".
Because it teaches u ..
how to manage "TIME" and tackle "EMERGENCIES"!!
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Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,
Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,
Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr
n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked
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Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best,best of luck for exams
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Great students like us work on d principle of Rocket...
not b'coz dat we aim 2 sky.
but b'coz we don't start studying until our tail is fired on!!
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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
Best wishes & best of luck for exam
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Clas Rooms R Lik Train
1st 2 Benchs R Exe Coaches
Reservd 4 VIP
Mid 2 Gen Comprtmnt
N Last 2 R Sleepr Class.
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How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall? (2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..
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Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student.....
A beautiful teacher !!!
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ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:
They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.
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Success is not climbing up the
ladder bt its lyk climbing on a
pyramid Bcoz as u go
higher, lesser is the space &
better is the
competition."...
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
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If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult.
If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement...
HAPPY EXams Days.
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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.
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The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”
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I thought i m in love,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God replied
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai
